6 Hilarious Nigerian Excuses You’ve Definitely Heard
Nigerians are happy peopke who have a special talent for coming up with the most creative excuses. Just when you think you have seen or heard it all, Nigerians come to the rescue with excuses to dodge responsibilities or explain the unexplainable. Here are six classic ones you’ve probably heard, or even used yourself!
1. “My spirit did not agree.”
No argument, no explanation. Just vibes. If someone tells you this, don’t bother pressing further. Their spirit has spoken.
2. “Network was bad.”
The ultimate excuse for ignoring calls and messages. Even if they were online a minutes ago, just accept it.
3. “I’m on my way.”
This one usually means they haven’t even left the house. If a Nigerian tells you this, add at least one hour or more to your expectations.
4. “I forgot my wallet at home.”
This is a classic which often comes as an unbelievable joke at restaurants when the bill arrives. It’s always home, never in their bag or pocket. How in heaven's name did you leave the house and only remembered your wallet wasn't with you till after meal?
5. “It’s God’s time.”
The go-to excuse for avoiding pressure, whether it's about marriage, job hunting, or any life milestone.
6. “I didn’t see your message.”
Even though you can see the blue ticks? They didn’t see it. Maybe their phone developed selective blindness.
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Nigerians never run out of ways to escape tricky situations, and these excuses have become part of everyday conversations. One thing is always certain after the last, there’s always another excuse waiting to be invented.
