Street Smarts Every Nigerian Should Have

The other day, I boarded a bus heading to Yaba, and as usual, I handed over my fare to the conductor—an agbero with a sharp tongue and a knack for distracting passengers. When we got to my stop, he hollered for everyone to alight. I reminded him of my change, but he feigned forgetfulness. Sensing his ploy, I calmly asked, "Oga, you want make I count the passengers again abi? Because na me dey calculate for driver when we start." The confidence in my tone threw him off, and he quickly handed over my change.

In Nigeria, navigating the streets is about knowing how to handle situations that could leave you frustrated or even stranded. Here are some street smarts every Nigerian should master:

1. Always Count Your Change Immediately

Agberos and petty traders sometimes rely on the chaos of busy streets to shortchange unsuspecting customers. Be alert and count your money on the spot. It’s better to confirm there than to regret later.

2. Know the Local Lingo

Understanding common slang and market phrases can save you from overpaying or being dismissed as an outsider. Phrases like “E gba mi o, emi o fo” or “Shey na last price be this?” can make a difference.

3. Master the Art of Haggling

In markets, haggling isn’t just expected—it’s part of the culture. Start by offering a significantly lower price, then negotiate upward until you find a middle ground.

4. Keep Valuables Out of Sight

Whether you’re in Oshodi or Wuse Market, always keep your phone, wallet, and other valuables secure. Pickpockets thrive in crowded areas.

5. Trust Your Instincts

If a situation feels off—be it a suspicious shortcut or an overly friendly stranger—trust your gut. It’s better to be safe than sorry.

6. Blend In

Avoid standing out as a first-timer in a new area. Observe how locals dress, speak, and interact, and try to adapt accordingly.

7. Know Emergency Numbers and Routes

Always have a plan B for getting home and keep key emergency contacts saved. Knowing alternative routes can also save you time and stress during traffic gridlocks.

Street smarts are a survival toolkit for every Nigerian, no matter where you live. With a blend of observation, confidence, and quick thinking, you can thrive in any situation—just like I did with that agbero.

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